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Charlie runs marathon in 25 hours

In a stunning display of endurance (and questionable planning), local legend Charlie completed the garden marathon in a groundbreaking 25 hours. Spectators described the feat as “slow” and “more disappointment than we’ve ever felt at 3 a.m.” Post-race, Charlie reportedly celebrated by napping for three consecutive days and consuming no food. Officials are debating Charlie’s height.

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