Charlie quits being a butcher, couldn’t hack it

After days of wielding knives and negotiating with very judgmental sausages, Charlie has officially resigned from the butcher trade. Sources say that the final straw was a particularly aggressive lamb chop, which refused to be portioned “without serious negotiation.” Customers expressed mostly relief. Charlie plans to retire and focus on less stressful pursuits like mild chaos. The weathers of capatalism and the labour market truly wore down are fare maiden.